R.I.P. Television Commercial

On this day April 1st, 2017 the year of our Lord Benjamin, 
the Television Commercial has died. 
Born July 1st, 1941, the Television Commercial
grew and grew; eventually interrupting
your favorite shows and doing it for decades.
A long and painful passing, 
the TV Commercial leaves behind billions of marketing dollars
that will be put in a trust overseen by
THE|MACHINE a friend of the Commercial family
that has long forseen their dear friend’s demise. 
With strategic partnerships, 
award winning talent, and a knack for stroytelling,
THE|MACHINE will fill the void left behind
by the TV Commercial.  Through their work with
niche-based distribution outlets, Star Talent and diverse
storytellers, the Television Commercial will be reborn
The TV Commercial will be forever
remembered by the same people that remember dial-up
internet, Blockbuster, and a world without Facebook, 
Snapchat, or Instagram. 
It is survived by its biggest supporters: 
Ad Agencies, Network Television and the UpFronts.
Donations in memory of TV Commercial
can be mailed to the Lord Benjamin Foundation
8840 Wilshire Blvd. Suite #111
Beverly Hills,CA 90212

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